Aphorisms :: Need a witty quote? I gotcher back. This page features quotes by people I think are interesting, including my friends and family. Why, you yourself may be in there!

The Art Of Building Fantasies :: An exploration of how Playboy™ magazine has contributed to the fantasy landscape of generations of youngsters, and how it has accidentally become a preserver (for better and worse) of American design through the years. (CONTAINS NO NUDITY WHATSOEVER)

The Six Million Dollar Bathroom :: A more-or-less blow-by-blow account of the bathroom rennovation in our 1927 Arts and Crafts-style bungalow.

Weird Things In My Hometown :: The top 10 sights in my hometown that were totally normal for me as a kid, but which now as an adult I realize are actually pretty fucked up.